1
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<i>Well, of course
he can get in and out
of bed on his own.</i>

2
00:00:30,401 --> 00:00:32,672
I mean, he’s got two feet,
doesn’t he?

3
00:00:33,173 --> 00:00:35,445
Look, when you first
showed up here,

4
00:00:35,579 --> 00:00:40,323
did I ever use
the word vegetable, huh?

5
00:00:40,523 --> 00:00:42,059
The word moribund?

6
00:00:42,060 --> 00:00:43,998
Come on. No.

7
00:00:44,164 --> 00:00:46,136
Did I call him a cripple?

8
00:00:46,369 --> 00:00:48,071
No, no, no.

9
00:00:48,072 --> 00:00:51,179
- He has Lewy body dementia.
That is it.
- I understand. Yes.

10
00:00:51,346 --> 00:00:52,817
I mean, granted,
he jerks around

11
00:00:53,084 --> 00:00:56,792
like some goddamn inflatable
in front of a gas station,

12
00:00:57,092 --> 00:01:02,772
but our job is to make
an 87-year-old man comfortable,

13
00:01:02,773 --> 00:01:04,509
and that is it.

14
00:01:05,645 --> 00:01:06,513
Oh, Christ.

15
00:01:06,681 --> 00:01:09,186
Hey, wait a minute. Wait. Hey.

16
00:01:10,823 --> 00:01:14,865
Oh, you didn’t scream
and shout at him, did you?

17
00:01:16,570 --> 00:01:20,746
He responds to kindness
and charm.

18
00:01:22,717 --> 00:01:26,291
Come on, I’ve got
five minutes left on my shift,

19
00:01:26,491 --> 00:01:30,300
and I’ve gotta check on
that dreary old phlebotomist.

20
00:01:30,400 --> 00:01:34,308
Although, he does have
a twinkle in his eye today.

21
00:01:34,309 --> 00:01:35,912
A real sparkle.

22
00:01:39,554 --> 00:01:41,691
Here,
come on, take one.

23
00:01:41,692 --> 00:01:44,297
- Oh, I--
- They’re for you. Lebkuchen.

24
00:01:44,599 --> 00:01:49,007
I made them
from scratch,
old family recipe.

25
00:01:49,008 --> 00:01:50,378
Hmm.

26
00:01:50,545 --> 00:01:52,482
Go on, sit down, have a bite.

27
00:01:52,851 --> 00:01:56,123
You know,
the secret is in the molasses.

28
00:01:56,290 --> 00:01:57,561
- Ah.
- The darker, the better.

29
00:01:57,562 --> 00:02:01,368
It’s tree sap. Hmm.

30
00:02:02,438 --> 00:02:04,275
Go on, eat it.

31
00:02:04,743 --> 00:02:07,550
Eat it. You’re skinny
for an "Eye-talian."

32
00:02:16,670 --> 00:02:18,573
Wait,
so you’re telling me

33
00:02:18,574 --> 00:02:23,617
that the biomarkers
have moved him
from 87 years old to 89?

34
00:02:23,618 --> 00:02:26,058
Blood work confirmed it.
I couldn’t believe it myself.

35
00:02:26,190 --> 00:02:28,027
Oh,
that is just fantastic.

36
00:02:28,261 --> 00:02:31,301
Tonight, I’m gonna
light a candle he gets to 90.

37
00:02:31,502 --> 00:02:33,807
Oh, praise be, praise be.

38
00:03:30,600 --> 00:03:32,638
Water on top
of your head, here.

39
00:04:13,494 --> 00:04:14,597
Okay.

40
00:04:26,456 --> 00:04:28,661
One, two, three.

41
00:04:30,900 --> 00:04:33,974
Okay, I think that’s enough.
That’s good. We got it.

42
00:04:40,656 --> 00:04:42,592
All right, I’m gonna
get you up now, okay?

43
00:04:42,593 --> 00:04:44,363
I’m gonna do your back.

44
00:04:46,602 --> 00:04:48,138
I got you here.

45
00:04:49,742 --> 00:04:51,646
Good, you’re gonna
use your arms.

46
00:04:52,347 --> 00:04:55,421
On the count of three.
One, two, three.

47
00:04:55,855 --> 00:04:58,494
There we go.

48
00:05:07,014 --> 00:05:08,751
I’ve got you.

49
00:05:49,675 --> 00:05:52,281
I’m sorry. Did I scare you?

50
00:05:52,715 --> 00:05:54,853
I’m sorry.
I think I scared you.

51
00:05:58,093 --> 00:06:01,567
We’re done.
We’re good. I’m gonna...
I’m gonna lower you back.

52
00:06:03,239 --> 00:06:04,608
Here we go.

53
00:06:05,109 --> 00:06:06,345
Very good.

54
00:06:09,217 --> 00:06:10,655
I got you.

55
00:06:12,926 --> 00:06:14,630
I’ll be right back, okay?

56
00:10:39,918 --> 00:10:42,221
<i>Clowns are
making a comeback.</i>

57
00:10:42,222 --> 00:10:43,226
Why?

58
00:10:43,392 --> 00:10:45,063
Because the world needs us.

59
00:10:45,196 --> 00:10:47,802
The world needs
to laugh at itself.

60
00:10:48,003 --> 00:10:49,472
We make that happen.

61
00:10:49,572 --> 00:10:52,245
Sure, we’ve gotten
a bad rap lately.

62
00:10:52,345 --> 00:10:55,685
That John Wayne Gacy took
a wrong turn or two,

63
00:10:55,686 --> 00:10:59,360
and the Hollywood
horror honchos have pounced,

64
00:10:59,460 --> 00:11:02,668
but those clown exploiters
know nothing.

65
00:11:02,669 --> 00:11:07,445
Nothing of the jester’s craft,
the ancient art of it.

66
00:11:07,446 --> 00:11:10,353
<i>And if we screw the lids
back on the grease paint...</i>

67
00:11:10,485 --> 00:11:12,156
<i>...and walk away...</i>

68
00:11:14,326 --> 00:11:17,232
<i>...something essential
dies with us
that cannot be replaced.</i>

69
00:11:17,233 --> 00:11:18,469
Love it.

70
00:11:19,239 --> 00:11:21,042
<i>That...</i>

71
00:11:21,209 --> 00:11:22,813
Oh!

72
00:11:23,046 --> 00:11:25,754
<i>...is why clown school
is essential.</i>

73
00:11:26,454 --> 00:11:29,628
<i>The joy is in the tradition.</i>

74
00:11:30,029 --> 00:11:31,432
<i>In the learning.</i>

75
00:11:44,360 --> 00:11:46,934
We don’t tolerate
latecomers here.

76
00:11:47,067 --> 00:11:49,939
Class starts
at 10:00 p.m. sharp.

77
00:11:50,473 --> 00:11:51,944
No exceptions.

78
00:11:56,287 --> 00:11:58,993
Flowers. Cute, but no.

79
00:12:04,840 --> 00:12:07,913
Sign-up for the next workshop
is posted outside.

80
00:12:25,585 --> 00:12:29,928
All right, Bozo, if this
is one of your tricks,
it’s not very funny.

81
00:12:39,282 --> 00:12:44,194
Clowns aren’t fucking funny!

82
00:14:11,821 --> 00:14:13,223
Mr. Nas?

83
00:14:27,187 --> 00:14:29,693
Mr. Nas?

84
00:14:29,694 --> 00:14:30,829
Can I, uh...

85
00:14:31,630 --> 00:14:32,868
Can I get you back to...

86
00:15:21,174 --> 00:15:25,016
Ooh! That delicious aroma.

87
00:15:25,017 --> 00:15:28,257
I know I’m not supposed
to like it. It’s instant.

88
00:15:28,424 --> 00:15:31,029
But, ooh! I love it.

89
00:15:31,030 --> 00:15:33,168
Here, can I make you a cup?
It’ll just take an instant.

90
00:15:33,401 --> 00:15:36,207
Oh, no. No, thank you.
I’m gonna head home.
Go right to bed.

91
00:15:36,208 --> 00:15:37,878
Oh, no, but it’s Sanka.

92
00:15:37,879 --> 00:15:38,981
Come on.

93
00:15:39,147 --> 00:15:41,485
"Start your day off right."

94
00:15:44,960 --> 00:15:46,764
- Constance.
- Mm-hmm?

95
00:15:46,765 --> 00:15:49,771
I know I’ve said this before,
but last night...

96
00:15:51,208 --> 00:15:53,145
The liquid, it-it was...

97
00:15:53,146 --> 00:15:55,484
it was black
and it was viscous.

98
00:15:57,287 --> 00:16:00,361
Well, he upchucked, right?

99
00:16:00,362 --> 00:16:02,298
Right. I mean...

100
00:16:02,499 --> 00:16:04,370
It’s just his tummy.

101
00:16:04,872 --> 00:16:09,514
Look, when you’ve had
the kind of career
that Mr. Nas has had,

102
00:16:09,515 --> 00:16:12,889
I mean, the daily stresses
just come with the territory.

103
00:16:13,189 --> 00:16:17,031
That bleeding ulcer
never completely healed,

104
00:16:17,231 --> 00:16:20,639
so there’s always
a little dried blood
in the stomach lining, and--

105
00:16:20,740 --> 00:16:23,545
No, Constance,
I have treated ulcers before.

106
00:16:23,546 --> 00:16:26,351
This was different.

107
00:16:27,220 --> 00:16:28,656
It was darker.

108
00:16:28,657 --> 00:16:29,959
Well, how dark?

109
00:16:29,960 --> 00:16:31,262
Like crude oil.

110
00:16:33,902 --> 00:16:37,244
Oh, come on, Benny,
don’t be so dramatic.

111
00:16:37,477 --> 00:16:38,445
Take your Sanka.

112
00:16:38,446 --> 00:16:40,851
Come sit down. Here.

113
00:16:41,386 --> 00:16:44,992
Tell me
all your worries <i>du jour.</i>

114
00:16:44,993 --> 00:16:47,532
<i>Assieds-toi. Dites-moi.</i>

115
00:16:51,742 --> 00:16:53,245
You know, Benny,

116
00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:55,785
I have to say,

117
00:16:56,519 --> 00:16:59,424
you have told me
your whole life story.

118
00:16:59,425 --> 00:17:02,631
Well, given the calamitous
headlines and all,

119
00:17:02,632 --> 00:17:06,240
but why is it you have
never asked me about mine?

120
00:17:06,374 --> 00:17:08,345
I mean,
aren’t you at all curious

121
00:17:08,747 --> 00:17:13,289
how I got started in
the hospice care business? Hmm?

122
00:17:13,825 --> 00:17:15,427
Well, I’ll tell you.

123
00:17:20,038 --> 00:17:21,340
You see...

124
00:17:23,378 --> 00:17:28,457
it was after my husband
cheated on me with our maid.

125
00:17:28,690 --> 00:17:32,834
I mean, my children were
already well out of Huggies
by then,

126
00:17:32,967 --> 00:17:36,607
so I said to myself,
"Constance,

127
00:17:38,445 --> 00:17:42,320
don’t mire in the mud
like a pig.

128
00:17:43,290 --> 00:17:46,396
Get out there and give back."

129
00:17:49,002 --> 00:17:51,072
Come on,
drink your Sanka, honey.

130
00:17:51,073 --> 00:17:51,106
Come on,
drink your Sanka, honey.
It’s like a digestif.

131
00:17:51,107 --> 00:17:53,145
It’s like a digestif.

132
00:17:53,980 --> 00:17:59,625
Anyhow, straight
to Bel Reve Memorial I went.

133
00:18:00,093 --> 00:18:04,168
I started as a candy striper,
and you know, it turns out,

134
00:18:04,736 --> 00:18:08,512
I was pretty good
at handing out candy canes.

135
00:18:08,711 --> 00:18:13,624
Almost as good
as inserting thermometers,
but, well, another story.

136
00:18:14,091 --> 00:18:16,395
The doctors
that I worked under...

137
00:18:17,130 --> 00:18:20,940
well, they saw what you saw
last night, but all the time.

138
00:18:21,039 --> 00:18:24,347
Stressed-out bankers
and lawyers coming in

139
00:18:24,480 --> 00:18:27,421
and coughing up
their stomach contents.

140
00:18:27,587 --> 00:18:29,926
Coffee grounds, they called it.

141
00:18:31,965 --> 00:18:37,209
Well, of course, we had
Mr. Nas on antacids, right?

142
00:18:37,376 --> 00:18:42,521
Oh, man, but after a while,
I mean, we had to take him
off that Prilosec.

143
00:18:42,755 --> 00:18:46,831
I mean, whew,
just to clear the air,
if you know what I mean.

144
00:18:46,997 --> 00:18:51,005
So gassy, so gassy.

145
00:18:51,006 --> 00:18:55,248
And I detest foul odors,
you know, like rotten eggs.

146
00:18:55,249 --> 00:18:57,988
Right, right.

147
00:18:59,023 --> 00:19:00,995
Almost sulfurous.

148
00:19:00,996 --> 00:19:03,300
So, anyhow,

149
00:19:03,968 --> 00:19:08,310
we got him off
all of that, and...

150
00:19:08,311 --> 00:19:10,082
...up came the results.

151
00:19:10,850 --> 00:19:14,257
And I do apologize,
I should have warned you
ahead of time,

152
00:19:14,258 --> 00:19:16,596
but I’ll tell you
what I’m gonna do.

153
00:19:17,597 --> 00:19:22,108
I’ll give him a Pepto tonight
before your shift starts.

154
00:19:22,810 --> 00:19:24,580
And what about
the things on his head?

155
00:19:24,781 --> 00:19:25,983
Oh!

156
00:19:26,083 --> 00:19:28,054
Well, he’s old,
for Christ’s sakes.

157
00:19:28,055 --> 00:19:33,199
You know
that goddamn prehistoric skull
is always shifting.

158
00:19:34,936 --> 00:19:37,742
They’re moving and protruding
like good old San Andreas.

159
00:19:45,125 --> 00:19:48,901
"To live is to suffer."

160
00:19:53,744 --> 00:19:55,048
Buddha said that.

161
00:19:56,652 --> 00:19:58,722
Well...

162
00:19:59,290 --> 00:20:03,199
Yeah, the...
the truth of the matter is...

163
00:20:04,669 --> 00:20:07,141
...back then, I had a motive.

164
00:20:08,779 --> 00:20:13,823
I wanted to learn
care and medical instruction

165
00:20:15,259 --> 00:20:17,030
for one reason only.

166
00:20:22,007 --> 00:20:23,210
My children.

167
00:20:25,682 --> 00:20:30,225
I was what they called
"emotionally absent."

168
00:20:30,894 --> 00:20:32,097
Yeah.

169
00:20:35,603 --> 00:20:37,542
And I thought that...

170
00:20:40,581 --> 00:20:41,718
if I could...

171
00:20:43,889 --> 00:20:45,593
take care of them,

172
00:20:46,295 --> 00:20:47,865
help them...

173
00:20:48,800 --> 00:20:50,070
s...

174
00:20:50,905 --> 00:20:53,110
...save them...

175
00:20:55,715 --> 00:20:58,621
that that would
be my penance.

176
00:21:02,630 --> 00:21:04,802
Yeah, but...

177
00:21:04,803 --> 00:21:07,241
...a mother can
only do so much.

178
00:21:11,785 --> 00:21:14,357
I’m very sorry.

179
00:21:14,892 --> 00:21:17,731
I had thought that
you said your children were...

180
00:21:19,201 --> 00:21:20,770
That they were thriving.

181
00:21:30,125 --> 00:21:31,260
Look.

182
00:21:32,063 --> 00:21:34,000
You finished your Sanka.

183
00:21:34,601 --> 00:21:36,072
Good boy.

184
00:21:42,319 --> 00:21:44,290
Well, you get some rest.

185
00:21:44,958 --> 00:21:46,896
- Oh, uh...
- Huh?

186
00:21:48,365 --> 00:21:50,070
What happened to the maid?

187
00:21:50,972 --> 00:21:53,744
- I beg your pardon?
- The maid?

188
00:21:54,245 --> 00:21:56,617
The one who had
an affair with your husband?

189
00:21:57,285 --> 00:22:00,894
Well, let’s just say...

190
00:22:00,994 --> 00:22:03,332
...a bullet
straight through her eye socket

191
00:22:03,632 --> 00:22:06,907
finally made her see
the error of her ways.

192
00:22:07,975 --> 00:22:10,781
All right,
you take care, honey.

193
00:22:27,252 --> 00:22:34,067
It’s just that
this latest client has,
um, un-unusual aspects.

194
00:22:34,167 --> 00:22:37,541
<i>Mr. Nas?
I see. Okay, um...</i>

195
00:22:37,708 --> 00:22:39,645
<i>What seems out of the ordinary?</i>

196
00:22:40,214 --> 00:22:43,354
Uh, maybe you heard some things
from my predecessor?

197
00:22:44,089 --> 00:22:47,129
You know, I think
maybe that’s the solution.

198
00:22:47,263 --> 00:22:48,999
I-I should just
spare you the details

199
00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:53,276
and-and-and talk
to somebody who knows Mr. Nas.

200
00:22:53,676 --> 00:22:55,314
<i>Yeah. I can look that up.</i>

201
00:22:56,683 --> 00:22:58,153
<i>Wait.</i>

202
00:22:59,089 --> 00:23:01,528
<i>Oh, okay. That was her.</i>

203
00:23:01,996 --> 00:23:04,534
<i>- Right.</i>
- Don’t need to meet her
in person.

204
00:23:04,768 --> 00:23:06,004
<i>Well...</i>

205
00:23:07,240 --> 00:23:09,847
<i>Uh, well, you can’t,
Benjamin. Um...</i>

206
00:23:10,447 --> 00:23:13,353
<i>You can’t because
our colleague, Rosalyn Myers,</i>

207
00:23:13,354 --> 00:23:16,026
<i>who worked for Mr. Nas
before you...</i>

208
00:23:17,096 --> 00:23:19,067
<i>Because, um...</i>

209
00:23:19,836 --> 00:23:21,906
<i>Miss Myers took her own life.</i>

210
00:23:52,540 --> 00:23:54,744
♪<i>♪ Happy birthday to me ♪</i>

211
00:23:54,745 --> 00:23:56,515
♪<i>♪ Happy birthday to you! ♪</i>

212
00:23:56,516 --> 00:23:58,822
♪<i>♪ My girlfriend has
Spaghetti on her face ♪</i>

213
00:23:59,456 --> 00:24:02,529
- <i>Is it that bad, babe?
- No, no, it’s not
that bad. Wait.</i>

214
00:24:03,833 --> 00:24:06,403
<i>Happy birthday.</i>

215
00:24:31,560 --> 00:24:34,532
<i>We had the attack
beginning at 10:13 p.m.</i>

216
00:24:34,533 --> 00:24:37,373
<i>when the killer intruded
on rehearsal space</i>

217
00:24:37,374 --> 00:24:39,243
<i>with a set of tricks
that turned deadly.</i>

218
00:24:39,244 --> 00:24:42,316
<i>And rest assured,
this clown assailant</i>

219
00:24:42,317 --> 00:24:45,258
<i>will not find a hiding place
in the City of Angels.</i>

220
00:24:45,558 --> 00:24:48,866
<i>The classmates, the families,
and the SoCal community</i>

221
00:24:49,132 --> 00:24:52,841
<i>will not soon forget
these 13 dedicated performers</i>

222
00:24:52,974 --> 00:24:54,611
<i>who tragically
lost their lives today.</i>

223
00:24:54,846 --> 00:24:56,783
<i>There are online
rumors about the 13 victims</i>

224
00:24:57,050 --> 00:24:59,122
<i>matching the number on
a tarot card left at the scene.</i>

225
00:24:59,222 --> 00:25:01,126
<i>Any significance
in that number?</i>

226
00:25:03,999 --> 00:25:06,737
<i>Nothing further at this time.
Thank you all for com--</i>

227
00:25:12,083 --> 00:25:13,087
[♪ gentle classical

228
00:25:13,253 --> 00:25:14,555
Come here, my dear.

229
00:25:17,329 --> 00:25:18,498
Come here.

230
00:25:19,099 --> 00:25:23,674
Come see the night sky,
my little sugar plum.

231
00:25:23,675 --> 00:25:25,179
What a big moon, Mama.

232
00:25:25,180 --> 00:25:28,186
Is that where I was
all this time, all these years?

233
00:25:29,455 --> 00:25:30,591
No.

234
00:25:31,193 --> 00:25:34,700
No, Adelaide,
you didn’t go to the moon.

235
00:25:34,901 --> 00:25:36,906
You went much further,

236
00:25:37,139 --> 00:25:41,249
for time
is the longest distance
between two places,

237
00:25:41,415 --> 00:25:43,019
to paraphrase Mr. Williams.

238
00:25:43,119 --> 00:25:45,523
That’s Tennessee
to those in the know.

239
00:25:47,229 --> 00:25:50,269
But I just want you to know
that while you were away,

240
00:25:51,037 --> 00:25:54,511
I was always with you,
<i>mein liebling.</i>

241
00:25:56,783 --> 00:26:02,395
And what a gift to have you
back in this mortal coil.

242
00:26:03,464 --> 00:26:07,372
Oh, it’s good
to be back, isn’t it, huh?

243
00:26:08,041 --> 00:26:09,277
Good to be back.

244
00:26:11,415 --> 00:26:15,358
And who knew a little dirt nap

245
00:26:15,791 --> 00:26:19,699
would be so beneficial
to a young girl’s complexion.

246
00:26:21,303 --> 00:26:23,175
Here, have a cookie.

247
00:26:23,375 --> 00:26:28,052
One for sorrow, two for mirth,
three for a wedding,
and four for a birth.

248
00:26:28,219 --> 00:26:30,992
And then comes in
a pretty girl.

249
00:26:33,363 --> 00:26:34,566
Hmm.

250
00:26:36,204 --> 00:26:37,139
Mmm.

251
00:26:37,974 --> 00:26:43,219
You know, Addy,
of all the children
under my care,

252
00:26:43,619 --> 00:26:47,661
you were always
the most aware of something.

253
00:26:48,363 --> 00:26:49,967
My sensitive girl.

254
00:26:49,968 --> 00:26:53,375
That moon is so big
and powerful.

255
00:26:53,474 --> 00:26:56,181
I can feel it pulling me up.

256
00:26:56,314 --> 00:26:59,922
- Yes, up, up towards a new day.
- Yep.

257
00:27:01,960 --> 00:27:03,497
I’ve always hated Christmas.

258
00:27:03,865 --> 00:27:07,172
All that forced merriment.
And peace on earth?

259
00:27:07,372 --> 00:27:09,277
Bah, humbug!

260
00:27:09,443 --> 00:27:11,814
War on Christmas.

261
00:27:11,815 --> 00:27:16,492
This shithole of a planet
will never know peace

262
00:27:16,592 --> 00:27:19,566
until there is
some ultimate order.

263
00:27:19,666 --> 00:27:21,838
But it’s on the horizon.
I can feel it.

264
00:27:22,306 --> 00:27:25,778
And so can that wolf moon
up there.

265
00:27:27,650 --> 00:27:31,293
And isn’t this holiday
we’re celebrating tonight,

266
00:27:32,027 --> 00:27:35,435
13 days after the birthday
of that Christ child,

267
00:27:35,568 --> 00:27:38,175
so much better
than Christmas, huh?

268
00:27:38,307 --> 00:27:39,744
That’s for you.

269
00:27:42,517 --> 00:27:43,785
What’s good, my guy?

270
00:27:44,053 --> 00:27:45,156
Hey.

271
00:27:48,396 --> 00:27:50,401
- That’s it?
- Yeah.

272
00:27:52,139 --> 00:27:54,410
Hey, Kit Kat.

273
00:27:55,779 --> 00:27:57,216
Yo, Anwar.

274
00:27:57,750 --> 00:27:59,822
Oh. Oh, yeah. Lucky man.

275
00:28:00,223 --> 00:28:02,226
God, maybe
my life could change.

276
00:28:02,227 --> 00:28:03,497
Yeah, it might.

277
00:28:03,630 --> 00:28:05,700
If I win,
where are you sending me?

278
00:28:05,701 --> 00:28:07,438
Cabo San Lucas.

279
00:28:07,439 --> 00:28:08,641
Yes.

280
00:28:14,721 --> 00:28:17,828
Oh! I take it back.
Uh, Turks and Caicos.

281
00:28:34,765 --> 00:28:36,736
Ah! Jesus Christ.

282
00:28:36,737 --> 00:28:39,109
- Kit Kat, no.
- Very bad. Sorry, bro.

283
00:28:39,209 --> 00:28:41,681
She got startled. You good?

284
00:28:42,150 --> 00:28:44,221
Yeah. I gotta...

285
00:28:45,523 --> 00:28:47,294
Yo. You won.

286
00:28:49,298 --> 00:28:52,605
I’m dreaming
of a dark Christmas.

287
00:28:52,738 --> 00:28:54,776
Quit it.

288
00:28:54,777 --> 00:28:57,848
Don’t you dare
tip that <i>Tannenbaum</i>
onto my precious daughter.

289
00:28:57,849 --> 00:29:02,427
Mother has so few chances
to gather her brood together.

290
00:29:04,165 --> 00:29:06,836
Holidays are for cucks.

291
00:29:07,339 --> 00:29:08,942
Ask me if I even give a shit.

292
00:29:08,943 --> 00:29:10,211
War on Christmas.

293
00:29:12,183 --> 00:29:13,986
Hey, butt plug, hold it steady.

294
00:29:31,158 --> 00:29:32,826
Hold your own ladder,
blue balls.

295
00:29:32,827 --> 00:29:32,860
Hold your own ladder,
blue balls.
Is it sadder that you died,

296
00:29:32,861 --> 00:29:34,597
Is it sadder that you died,

297
00:29:34,598 --> 00:29:37,338
or that you wanted to start
a pussy posse with Zach Braff?

298
00:29:37,339 --> 00:29:38,807
Go rub one out.

299
00:29:39,476 --> 00:29:41,213
Basement dweller.

300
00:29:45,856 --> 00:29:47,393
So beautiful.

301
00:29:57,315 --> 00:29:58,318
Pretty girl.

302
00:30:08,540 --> 00:30:10,010
Follow me.

303
00:30:10,244 --> 00:30:11,513
After you.

304
00:30:41,580 --> 00:30:43,584
Pretty girl indeed.


